I think gatonovela is my new favorite ever.
Taken from “emails from your inlaws”
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I am going to come out and say it. I know you have pornography in your home. And I know you are a lesbian. I went in your bedroom to rock the baby to sleep. I turned on the TV and I saw that the disk in your player was lesbian pornography.
I don’t know what you are trying to pull. It’s one thing to be a lesbian, it’s another to be a married lesbian. I am a christian lady, so I am trying my best not to say what I really think. My poor brother has no idea. He loves you the way men should love women. I can’t imagine how much this is going to hurt him.
I have no option but to tell my brother about your lesbian ways. He will probably divorce you, but I will try to get him to chose church counseling. I am praying for your soul.
SIL
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg, the tears, the tears of laughter.
Oprah and a screaming goat. What more needs to be said?
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