A disaster in domestication


tastefullyoffensive:

Turtle Twerking World Champion 2014 [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

Turtle Twerking World Champion 2014 [video]

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pleatedjeans:

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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Ralph was a gifted topiarist, but he struggled with faces.
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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Ralph was a gifted topiarist, but he struggled with faces.

Book now available on Amazon

Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos

pleatedjeans:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

My dad used to call me lizard breath.

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curtisplease:

we’re getting there

curtisplease:

we’re getting there

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iraffiruse:

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captainlasky:

I’m not one for Halloween decorations, but my mom did the best ones this year.

peaceful times before the skeleton war

firaxa:

captainlasky:

I’m not one for Halloween decorations, but my mom did the best ones this year.

peaceful times before the skeleton war

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omgsexyfood:

Green Tea Latte

omgsexyfood:

Green Tea Latte

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